also this forum that i haven't decided what to do with yet [link]

my onion-esque headline of the week: Girl On Okcupid Likes Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

GREGADAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, I was away for ages and nobody posted. You all suck.

Goodbye everyone...

Peter Garrett, of Midnight Oil.. Mark Latham, leader of the opposition, and his wife.. and.. kared? [link]

This still rules. [link]

Thank you neil for your links. I quite like most of them. Please continue. Regards!

George W. Bush bereitet sich auf eine Rede vor (George W. Bush prepares for a speech). In RealPlayer and WMV formats. [link]

Horror movie villains, in order of scariness [link]

E-mail marketing experts estimate that there are 1,300,925,111,156,286,160,896 ways to write the word 'Viagra' in an e-mail subject. [link]

I happen to like it that it seems there're mainly opponents of Mr Bush because I am too lazy for controversy.

The staggering dicketry of Bobby Flay. [link]

what sort of dictator answers a phone? castro, apparently... [link]

O'REILLY: Do you think this is an academic environment here at IU? I'm thinking about going back to school and coming out there to Bloomington. You've got the porn movies, you have got you naked running around. I mean, what's going on? [link]

today's jerkcity rules. [link]

"Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched You know what? I did vote for Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true!" -dude

Did you know that Muslim explorers married into the Algonquin tribe, resulting in 17th-century tribal chiefs named Abdul-Rahim and Abdallah Ibn Malik? I didn't, but apparently some people did... [link]

Despite barely mentioning the UN and not mentioning Belgium at all, this is an interesting article about something rarely discussed in the United States. [link]

i love easter candy. "Given enough time, the proper resources, and access to some really toxic stuff, one can probably dissolve just about anything except Peep eyes." [link]

This site watches every new post to every single LiveJournal, strips out just the image links, and collects them all here. Totally new set of images every 30 seconds or so. [link]

i married for love.. but then again, i'm married to myself.

Only liberals eat ice cream.

the role of women in corporate america [link]

--- stuff that nobody cares about ---

Greg, I called but found your vm msg too annoying to be compelled to speak. (I'll call again in a day or two.) Jeff Lewis is playing in Brooklyn on Saturday. Clara and I will be the idiots in the front row screaming "Show us another documentary!!" Be there or be square.

Learn about Levittown, the largest planned community in America.. and FEAR. [link]

monday morning and i'm still hung over. i need to stop doing so many drugs at once.

{martin, } Don't speak. I know what they're saying. Don't tell me cause it hurts.

Angela, we're going into mourning soon. [link]

i put up a boring webcam pointing at the street (104th st, manhattan), and had it not delete its temporary files and put them all together into a like 3-day MPEG video running at 1440x real-time (24fps@60 seconds per frame). cool, eh? [link]

good luck, psychopath. may the schwartz be with you.

Stay away from Antioch, California!!! [link]

So I guess we're on for tonight, but RSVPing/reRSVPing is still good because there will be 15 give or take and it's difficult to plan for such madness. 7ish. With a likely possibility of Decibel afterwards. And there's been talk (which I wholeheartedly endorse) of the Batcave on Friday.

i made a new website using the shortjournal engine. the world debut: fartjournal.com [link]

bring ling

Wired has an interesting article about how the recording and motion pictures industries are themselves based on piracy and evading copyright laws. [link]

Water bears are real! (maybe) [link]

I have a huge pile of stuff I have to do before I can leave tomorrow. Laundry, dishes, cleaning, packing, etc. Am I doing it? Nope, I'm sitting here burning CDs for the road. Yay preparation.

neil, i considered getting a lcd panel for my car for this express purpose (watching porn while driving). good thing i didn't, though, it got impounded like a month later.

The latest crime epidemic to sweep the nation: Watching porn while driving [link]

Just playing with this thing.

i jerked off without porno last night.. it was great, but it was depressing how long it's been since ive done that. is that weird?

"Nihon Break Kogyo Co., Shaka" has just debuted 22nd on the Oricon pop chart of top Japanese singles. It is the corporate anthem of a demolition company, and it's the first corporate anthem to hit the charts. You can hear it, along with what appears to be an official Flash animation, here: [link]

yesterday i had a great day. the weather was perfect, i felt great, but i was sleep deprived all weekend from buying kraftwerk tickets. woo kraftwerk! [link]

This is a hilarious little short story about America [link]

I'll pray for John Ashcroft. I pray he ROTS IN HELL. thankyou.

Can everyone say an extra prayer for Mr. John Ashcroft, may he live forever.

an interesting iatroepidemic - tubal ligation [link]

If something doesn't really fit in anywhere else, post it in "Misc". Think of it as the Fark-like category where you can post random cool websites etc.