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Fifth-plateau.org: because dead people are cool! [
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Soapbox
Tue Jan 02, 2007 16:52 EST
some internet geek has decided to document every bowel movement until fartjournal.com goes off the air next marc. wow! there's everything on the internet! [
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Current Events
Sun Dec 19, 2004 10:17 EST
GREGADAV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misc
Thu Aug 26, 2004 02:09 EDT
lookie lookie - i got a haircut! [
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Diaries
Thu May 06, 2004 00:17 EDT
The US is spending more on nuclear weapons development, maintenance, and production (but not defense such as Star Wars) in inflation-adjusted dollars than at any previous point. What the fuck? [
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Current Events
Wed Apr 28, 2004 01:44 EDT
Whether you call it "Gaddafi to West: Don't Force us Back to Bombing" (REUTERS) or "Libya pledges role in world peace," (EUpolitix) this guy has a message worth sharing. Give peace a chance. [
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Current Events
Tue Apr 27, 2004 12:16 EDT
what sort of dictator answers a phone? castro, apparently... [
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Misc
Sat Apr 24, 2004 22:28 EDT
i AM the Keyboard-Chair Interface (KCI)
Diaries
Fri Apr 23, 2004 16:10 EDT
today's jerkcity rules. [
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Misc
Tue Apr 20, 2004 22:10 EDT
"Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched You know what? I did vote for Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true!" -dude
Misc
Tue Apr 20, 2004 11:33 EDT
I built a chair! [
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Diaries
Sun Apr 18, 2004 05:37 EDT
i love easter candy. "Given enough time, the proper resources, and access to some really toxic stuff, one can probably dissolve just about anything except Peep eyes." [
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Misc
Tue Apr 13, 2004 15:39 EDT
let's not be distracted by the bombs that didn't hit the mosque: "The Abdel-Aziz al-Samarrai mosque was hit by U.S. aircraft that launched a Hellfire missile at its minaret [steeple] and dropped a 500-pound bomb on a wall surrounding the compound." heard it here first: satanic missiles at mosques. [
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Current Events
Wed Apr 07, 2004 18:56 EDT
"blueberry bars / artifically flavored / made with real fruit" you might get the wrong idea, though. there's no blueberry in these things, it's fig and fake blueberry. yecht.
Soapbox
Mon Apr 05, 2004 11:47 EDT
day 4 of hardly sleeping: still tired as shit but i already feel as though i could survive indefinitely at this level of fatigue -- it's not getting worse anymore. i sure do eat a lot of food.
Diaries
Mon Apr 05, 2004 07:22 EDT
My quest for chocolate cake took me from 104th all the way to 110th, passing dozens of shops designed to separate yuppies from their money without the use of chocolate cake. yuppies are dumb. but the place i finally found sold me a whole damn cake. oh man oh man oh man.
Diaries
Sun Apr 04, 2004 12:46 EDT
"Psychiatrist: Woman who killed sons with rocks insane" thank god for experts! [
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Current Events
Sat Apr 03, 2004 00:53 EST
day one of a 5-6 hours up / 1 hour down sleep schedule. what am i going to do with my newfound time? why watch star trek of course...and write fancy alarmclock programs. *sigh*
Diaries
Fri Apr 02, 2004 19:07 EST
Saddam, a human being just like you and me, held without any public contact or any legal representation, and most importantly without any legal status (unless you believe Bush follows the Geneva Convention), is spending days of his life simply "not talking" [
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Current Events
Thu Apr 01, 2004 21:21 EST
the role of women in corporate america [
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Misc
Wed Mar 31, 2004 13:23 EST
it's tuesday? wtf
Diaries
Tue Mar 30, 2004 01:18 EST
christ, "we" just closed an Iraqi newspaper. for printing anti-american stories. gee. i think americans should buy guns and bombs and steal tanks from army bases and use them to stage a coup. are they gonna shut down shortjournal now? [
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Current Events
Sun Mar 28, 2004 23:32 EST
i think we should flood institutionalized domain squatters with hatemail. i mean, they have to read every response because they're looking for people who want to buy the domain. the spam principle says they are expecting like a .0001% hit->buy conversion rate, if we exceed that...
Soapbox
Sat Mar 27, 2004 00:49 EST
fucking gimp... whatever beta dumb retard version i have on my computer automatically switches to "subtractive selection" mode after selecting one thing. so your first selection of the day works, and from then on your very basic cut and paste operation requires subtleties!!! grr
Diaries
Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:00 EST
i put up a boring webcam pointing at the street (104th st, manhattan), and had it not delete its temporary files and put them all together into a like 3-day MPEG video running at 1440x real-time (24fps@60 seconds per frame). cool, eh? [
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Misc
Thu Mar 25, 2004 01:34 EST
European Commission rules MS may not distribute media player with OS. Strangely, I find myself agreeing with MS on this one. The problem is not the media player bundled with Windows, but rather Windows bundled with my hardware. [
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Current Events
Wed Mar 24, 2004 12:10 EST
Bush tax cut advertised in 1040 instructions: "The tax rates of 27%, 30%, 35%, and 38.6% have been reduced to 25%, 28%, 33%, and 35%, respectively." Does he really think poor people are too dumb to notice they get 7.4% decrease and richy-rich gets 9.3% discount?
Soapbox
Sun Mar 21, 2004 18:21 EST
"My opponent admits Saddam Hussein was a threat, he just didn't support my decision to remove Saddam from power. Maybe he was hoping Saddam would lose the next Iraqi election." Clever, snappy, and simple. If only he could apply this new-found genius to the national deficit! [
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Soapbox
Sun Mar 21, 2004 01:08 EST
the other day i was hooking up a voltage regulator and i accidentally shorted output and ground through a potentiometer. i was like "i smell burning!" and miah was like "look, smoke"
Diaries
Sat Mar 20, 2004 15:49 EST
Some kid brought home a book about a gay prince from school, and her parents freaked out and made headlines. The choice quote is "My child is not old enough to understand something like that, especially when it's not in our beliefs" -- I don't support pollution but damn at least I believe in it. [
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Soapbox
Fri Mar 19, 2004 17:46 EST
Someone please correct me. It looks like Mohammed set up the concept of the Mahdi (a descendent of his to surface for judgement day), and ever since every loudmouth in the Muslim world has been claiming to be Mahdi. Couldn't they just canonize everyone instead of setting up a dynasty? [
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Soapbox
Wed Mar 17, 2004 13:33 EST
so some enthusiasts over at handhelds.org almost have the ipaq h22xx port working -- well enough for my involvement anyways. *sigh* is it really time for a new palmtop already? [
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Geekstuff
Wed Mar 17, 2004 11:46 EST
Time for PBS to start running Kerry ads! Bush has retaliated against limits on soft money by convincing news programs to run his ads as news. Little did we know this extended to ads produced with taxpayer money! [
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Current Events
Tue Mar 16, 2004 14:48 EST
Remember last election how CNN would pull any Bush-critical story and gleefully report any Gore snafu...my how the tables have turned! A lengthy "Bush is dumb" Blix quote is presented at the beginning of a story with a delayed attribution. yeehaw! [
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Soapbox
Tue Mar 16, 2004 13:17 EST
i made a new website using the shortjournal engine. the world debut: fartjournal.com [
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Misc
Mon Mar 15, 2004 12:50 EST
brown santa woke me up this morning and brought an oscilloscope!!!! [
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Geekstuff
Fri Mar 12, 2004 11:15 EST
bring ling
Misc
Thu Mar 11, 2004 22:25 EST
so some of my friends were fucking in my bathroom while another friend and i watched a movie. BROIOIIOING one of them kicked the doorjam spring, we all busted out laughing. it was great.
Diaries
Tue Mar 09, 2004 15:41 EST
hey whoa a grand idea occurred to me - what if i got rid of my cablemodem? my computer time would have to be so much more focused, and maybe there'd be less of it, and maybe i'd be more or less of a jerk. hahaha
Diaries
Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:28 EST
Now on the internet the company that brought you low-cost PCB fabs will sell you a truly sexy system on a chip (an ARM on a "DIL40" package, just like an 8051!) [
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Geekstuff
Sun Mar 07, 2004 13:08 EST
i got mad at then kicked out a houseguest today. if anything wasn't exactly his way he freaked out and got violent. eventually i was holding him screaming "BEHAVE!" at him and i was like "oh my god since when do i have a kid? i don't want to be my dad!!"
Diaries
Sun Mar 07, 2004 01:49 EST
this just in: portable processors still cause woodies
Current Events
Sat Mar 06, 2004 01:25 EST
the players: 1> won't eat free food 2> wants to suck off girl's face 3> wants to become embroiled in greg drama 4> totally opaque drama. how did this happen? didn't i used to be the unstable one in most groups?
Diaries
Fri Mar 05, 2004 13:45 EST
what's geekier than a test post
Geekstuff
Mon Mar 01, 2004 17:54 EST
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