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i wonder if i've eaten any rustled cattle. probably, i've eaten like 10lbs of beef in the past week. steak is awesome but now taking a shit is like extruding some soft-serve turd ice cream. mmm, soft-serve.
Mon Apr 12, 2004 18:05 EDT
Sun Apr 11, 2004 18:42 EDT
according to the fake craigslist ads i've posted, more men are willing to allow women to vomit on them during sex than women will allow men to shit while receiving a blowjob, by a ratio of 12 (and counting) to 0. i find this utterly biased.
Fri Apr 09, 2004 21:12 EDT
i sure am a hedonist. i like drinking, sex, and sleeping a whole lot, so i'm usually willing to get in trouble or suffer consequences. and i suffer.
Wed Apr 07, 2004 18:25 EDT
i married for love.. but then again, i'm married to myself.
Sun Apr 04, 2004 01:32 EST
--- stuff that nobody cares about ---
Tue Mar 30, 2004 16:33 EST
monday morning and i'm still hung over. i need to stop doing so many drugs at once.
Mon Mar 29, 2004 14:27 EST
i'm a total cyber pimp. i just went to this interview for a tech job and the guy didnt even bother asking me technical questions. im just that badass.
Thu Mar 25, 2004 14:47 EST
good luck, psychopath. may the schwartz be with you.
Wed Mar 24, 2004 20:31 EST
i made some new rules to live by. let's see how long they last.
Tue Mar 23, 2004 01:34 EST
dennis, that article about space being bluish was debunked. it's actually a boring beige color. just like my soul.
Mon Mar 22, 2004 20:18 EST
sometimes, leonard cohen is completely appropriate.
Mon Mar 22, 2004 05:04 EST
actual new york times headline today: Love Canal Declared Clean, Ending Toxic Horror.
Thu Mar 18, 2004 17:48 EST
i am soooooooooo bored and i'm not even drunk.
Thu Mar 18, 2004 03:26 EST
everybody should post more often, even if you have nothing to say!
Sun Mar 14, 2004 18:01 EST
i wonder if the things you say and do while you're drunk are actually forgiven by your friends, or if they secretly hold them against you and laugh behind your back.
Sat Mar 13, 2004 16:54 EST
star trek is so gay [link
Fri Mar 12, 2004 02:10 EST
neil, i considered getting a lcd panel for my car for this express purpose (watching porn while driving). good thing i didn't, though, it got impounded like a month later.
Wed Mar 10, 2004 17:27 EST
i jerked off without porno last night.. it was great, but it was depressing how long it's been since ive done that. is that weird?
Tue Mar 09, 2004 22:06 EST
yesterday i had a great day. the weather was perfect, i felt great, but i was sleep deprived all weekend from buying kraftwerk tickets. woo kraftwerk! [link
Tue Mar 09, 2004 15:11 EST
i finally got my god damned radeon card working in linux. fucking proprietary bullshit. also my nforce2 ethernet/sound are barely working with 2.6. linux sucks and so do proprietary driver vendors
Sat Mar 06, 2004 18:45 EST
i was thinking about lying to this girl so id have a reason to talk to her, and i thought up a specific lie to tell her, but the lie came true in a very ironic way and i don't know what to do about it.
Thu Mar 04, 2004 23:37 EST
how come all the women in my life are either insane or completely fucking psychotic
Thu Mar 04, 2004 23:22 EST
diariea cha cha cha
Thu Mar 04, 2004 23:19 EST
i slept through a class that i had an important paper due in today. i wrote the paper, but now i'm going to get a crappy grade on it because i'm lazy. i suck so bad.
Mon Mar 01, 2004 17:56 EST
my cat's breath smells like cat food
Mon Mar 01, 2004 17:54 EST
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