I have a new blog, greg... Police Download Report, police brutality and shootings and all that kind of news. [link]

some internet geek has decided to document every bowel movement until fartjournal.com goes off the air next marc. wow! there's everything on the internet! [link]

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WTF? Also apparently shortjournal is really intermediately short journal, as each post must be at least 10 characters in length. Compensating for something, Greg? [link]

A petition has been filed by the Oklahoma Attorney General to remove an Oklahoma judge for "pleasuring himself" on the bench, through the use of a "male enhancement pump." [link]

The caption above this photo on CNN said "Bush sees classified abuse photos". Remember their expressions, it's the same as the one they're going to make when we finally kick their failure asses out of the White House. [link]

when do we start labeling the information liberators cyberterrorists? [link]

Hoosier congressman with gun in briefcase tries to board plane. "Forgot" it was there. Probably wanted to fly the jet into the Eiffel Tower or someshit. [link]

i wonder if i've eaten any rustled cattle. probably, i've eaten like 10lbs of beef in the past week. steak is awesome but now taking a shit is like extruding some soft-serve turd ice cream. mmm, soft-serve.

Nearly 600 US military personnel have died since the war began just over a year ago (437 since May 1st "Mission Accomplished"). What's striking in reading through the death chronology is how many of these deaths are accidental giving credence to claims of inadequate training. [link]

Terrorists endorse Bush. [link]

John Kerry asked Jos Luis Rodriguez Zapatero, the president-elect of Spain, *not* to bring the Spanish troops home. People still think he'll be so much better than Bush? [link]

Yay! Wow Microsoft has yet again recieved a new asshole. [link]

This is where you should post news stories. Ideally this forum could be your only news source.