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Here I sit, my spirits drooped,/ Meant to fart, instead I pooped.
Tue Aug 18, 2015 14:51 EDT
When I went to pee today, I found the toilet occupied by a cloudy little floater. I flushed away the cloud, but the little turd remained in the bowl. Undeterred, I put in my pee and gave it a flush, confident that that would send it on its journey. But no! A few hours later it was still there! Poor little turd. But this time, I gave him a big, strong poop to be his guide into the scatological afterlife. And lo, the two went boldly together into the beyond. I was so proud to be able offer assistance.
Mon Apr 07, 2014 16:54 EDT
Three ears of grilled corn / Pound garden strawberry gems / Foot and a half poop
Wed May 26, 2010 12:42 EDT
I perceive distress. / She ate bowling alley food. / Green soup in the bowl.
Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:33 EDT
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